Monday, April 20, 2009

Monday's funny

I needed a laugh this morning and here is what my dear friend sent me.

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,"Father, what causes arthritis?
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.


Mango said...

Hee hee. Also, know who you are talking to.

Momma took some relaxin drugs and her back is much better now.


Punchbugpug said...

Our camp is in upstate ny along lake ontario. We are permanent (well as permanent as a travel trailor can be!) there and go whenever we can!

Chele said...

Lol! I've gotten this one before too.

Robynn's Ravings said...

Oh, I KNOW that's supposed to be funny - and it WAS - but it's also contains WONDERFUL WISDOM. I tend to answer questions before I really know WHAT they asker is getting at. THIS will stick with me and, hopefully, remind me!!! LOVE it. :)

Raggedy Girl said...

That was really cute, you are a great joke teller.

Have a Terrific Tuesday
I love coming to visit you
Roberta Anne a.k.a. The Raggedy Girl

Neabear said...

So true!