Sunday, April 26, 2009

Cheaper Health Care

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

4 comments:

Raggedy Girl said...

Alright I thought my health plan was going downhill but at least I now know where the bottom is!!!

Too Too Funny!

The Raggedy Girl- Roberta Anne

Neabear said...

Good grief! Where do you find these crazy things?

We are in open enrollment time again at work for health insurance. Of course the cost goes up each year. blech....

The Raggedy Girl said...

Thanks for stopping by on Thursday. I am glad you found me. It was all for the best in the end. I started over and set some rules and limits on how much time I will spend on the computer from now on.

The Raggedy Girl

Neas Nuttiness said...

I don't know how I missed this one...but it gave me a good laugh today!