Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Hazards of Hunting

This was just too funny not to share with you.

He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged ... shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot...
'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.
'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.
''Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?
''Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the Syracuse Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.'


Tatersmama said...

Thanks Becky... I spit my coffee!!Bwahahahah ! Bwhahahaha!

Neabear said...

Oh my. I am a flute player. But don't use me to show someone how to avoid that problem. Heehee. Anyway, wanted to thank you for visiting me again. I have fallen behind in blog reading. I need to go back and read some of your posts. I think your blog is next in my list. But right now I am visiting Three or more posts. But just wanted to stop by and let you know I was still around. Hope you are getting enough laughs.

Neabear said...

Tatersmama is going to have to stop drinking coffee while reading your posts..or any other funny post....oh and I am caught up on your blog now. Yippee!!