Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I needed a laugh today

I'm off to the vet to get antibiotics for Sassy. I'm going to try that before doing anything else. Her WBC was high indicating infection somewhere so if it will help her I'm going to try. She is eating somewhat better, still weak though. I am also considering the seizure medicine. It's possible she has some brain damage due to the small seizures. I just don't what to do. She has good days and not so good days. She is alert and knows who I am and aware of her surroundings. The tech recommended I try Science Diet A/D full of iron and vitamins, used for very ill dogs such as after surgery or being hit by a car. On a much lighter note, read on below.

Vaseline Survey:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

And you thought it was going to be a dirty joke! Shame on you!!!

5 comments:

Neas Nuttiness said...

You'll have to think about where we're gonna have lunch next week! Don't know yet, when my doctor's appointment is scheduled...but I'll let you know as soon as I find out!

Queenie said...

Follow your heart with your sweet puppy girl - you will know when the time is right.

Sandra y Coco said...

hi Becky, I found your blog through Libby's. i hope Sassy gets better soon. My pug was sick for a long time before he was 1 year old, he was in a comma once and the only "obvious" decision to make was to let him go. I did try all my options, and he is fine now! he eats prescribed food (for life), takes pills (for life, also) and lost both eyes but seriously, he is happy and has a normal life. I was lucky it worked out for us and i hope Sassy has the same luck. she will let you know when she is ready to go. i wish you the best
hugs
sandra

Raggedy Girl said...

Really cute!

Have a Wonderful Wednesday
from Roberta Anne--The Raggedy Girl

Jientje said...

You give her all the care and the love you possibly can ...