Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday's Funny

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a bigsmile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!

Have a restful weekend! At first I thought he got it really wrong, but now after much consideration, that does sound like a real fun time to me! But they do get it wrong sometimes!


Chele said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.


Robynn's Ravings said...

Are you kidding? I 'd LOVE to be married to this man. At least he heard SOMEthing and tried SOMEthing. Okay, I'm gonna leave it at that. LOL!

Raggedy Girl said...

What a funny joke.

Have A Fabulous Friday
from Roberta Ann--the Raggedy Girl

Neas Nuttiness said...

Heck fire - I wasn't a size 6 when I WAS 6!
Can't complain about Steve, as he usually gets things right!

Jientje said...

Have a great weekend!

A New England Life said...

Hee hee, well luckily my hubby listens better than that!