Friday, February 5, 2010

Yummy looking fried oysters!!


Don't those Fried Oysters look yummy?

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico City. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter of food being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. "What is that you just served?" he asked the waiter.
"Ah Senor, you have excellent taste!" the waiter replied. "Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!
'"What the heck, bring me an order."
"I am so sorry Senor," the waiter replied. "There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter. "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.
"The waiter shrugged his shoulders. "Si, señor , sometimes the bull wins..."

5 comments:

jan said...

This reminds me of a time I went to a party and the host insisted that I try the Rocky Mountain Oysters. They were very good...until I found out what part of the sheep they came from.

Sandy said...

Oh my...those oysters look good..but that joke was horrifying!

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! I LOVE your posts Becky!! They always make me laugh!! Thanks for sharing your humor.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Should I be saying YUM YUM?
love
tweedles

Neas Nuttiness said...

Yuck, Yuck YUCK!