Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Random Thoughts for Wednesday

My dear friend, Marijean, sent me this email and I wanted to share.

Subject: Random Thoughts of the Day

Here are a few laughs to start your day off!!
1) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
4) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5) I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9) Bad decisions make good stories
10) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
11) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!
14) As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
15) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
16) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay!

12 comments:

troutbirder said...

Funny. That last punch line.... bad. He says chuckling. :)

jan said...

I can totally relate to all those.

Time to watch Kika and her puppies.

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

I have missed you Becky!! These are great I especially like the one about being wrong. LOL!!

Dawn said...

I've gotten that email too. Every time I read them I smile! :)

take care,
Dawn

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Thank you Becky
You ALWAYS have some smiles to share with us!
These are all so true.(i also agree with the being wrong one)
We missed you!
love
tweedles

Magnolia Sun said...

very funny and true!

Sandra y Coco said...

Hi Becky! Thanks for making mom laugh! she has a comment though on # 14... when she rides bycicle she hates pedestrians and drivers!! haha

Robynn's Ravings said...

Thanks for the amens and chuckles this morning, Beck. PERFECT!! And I thought I was the only one bugged by Map Quest telling me how to get out of my driveway!

Neas Nuttiness said...

LOL - but I do know how to fold a fitted sheet!

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

LOL......thanks for the giggles friend, I needed that!

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Becky.

This post made Penny and I
laugh. We hope you have a
great weekend!

-Dana & Penny

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

Becky;

LOL..I am not going to admit to how many I am guilty of. Thanks for the giggle.