Monday, February 8, 2010

Best Living Will Ever


This may be the best Living Will I've Seen


I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak with cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
French fries
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE !!

6 comments:

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! Especially some of these Becky!! Won't say which. LOL!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Becky
you have the funniest things to share with us!
This one is wonderful
tee hee hee
love
tweedles

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

Love it, Maxine has always just gotten straight to the point.

Art with Liz said...

Oh I'm going to sign this one and give the family each a copy! Great!!

Mountain Woman said...

Now that was fantastic!!!! I'm going out today and change my living will but I think I'll add coffee to the list.
Thanks for a great way to start the day.

Neas Nuttiness said...

So glad that we were able to spend some time together...wish it could have been longer!!!!!