Monday, June 1, 2009

Ralph and Edna

My sister sent me this e-mail this morning and thought I would share for a Monday funny! The rain seems to be gone for the moment and we are back to SWELTERING!!

The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ' Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Today is Mental Health Day! You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...


Neas Nuttiness said...

I love ya Becky!

Neabear said...

You just never know about people sometimes. I think I have seen this one before. Hope you are having a sane day today.

The Raggedy Girl said...

Thanks for stopping by with a comment. And this was my first smile of the day and I want someone to share it with, very funny.

Have A Terrific Tuesday
from The Raggedy Girl

Robynn's Ravings said...

OH! That one was almost painful! Don't know whether to laugh or cry. :)

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Hi Becky
Thank you for coming to visit me. Yeaaaa a new friend. Well now, I just visited you- so here is a big smoochie from me- tweedles the pug.
I just read through some of your bloggies and your quite interesting. I think we are going to get along great.
So come back and visit me again my new friend!

Tatersmama said...

lololol... I read this while sippin' on a cup of coffee.
Well, guess what...Lesson learned!

Mountain Woman said...

Oh, my goodness, that was fantastic!

Dawn said...

Oh that's a funny one! I like a good chuckle! ☺

take care,