Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Just thought you might want to bake these up for Christmas. (scroll on down) . . . . . . .

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Mom says that is her kind of cookies alright!
Tee hee hee

Jientje said...

TOO FUNNY!!! Thanks for the chuckle, I much enjoyed reading this!
A merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you too Becky!
( And lots of blogging fun!)

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! LOL!! I am splitting my sides at this one Becky!! Excellent!! Thanks for making my day. :)

Becky and Gary said...

I had read ths before, and howled then too. Love it!
We have much in common, I'm a 14 yr. breast cancer survivor, love animals, guess I love the cold since we live in the deep freeze of NY state, and I'm all Yankee..
Have a wonderful week, and I'd rather be where you are right now!Becky

jan said...

I'm not much for cooking but I could totally get into this recipe!!

Susan said...

Becky, thanks for stopping by my blog. A little nippy out there today. Maybe some Jose Cuervo is what we all need!! I think it will be a beautiful Christmas though. Bless you and yours. Merry Christmas.

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Becky!

These are my kind
of cookies! I'll take a
dozen please! Hope you are
having a great week!

-Dana & Penny

agent99 said...

Tee hee, that's my kinda cookie! Thanks for stopping by our blog!

Gen & the (wobbly) Foo

Neabear said...

I remember reading this one last year. Too funny!