Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Classified Ads

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8-years old. Hateful little mutt. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one....

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything!!

10 comments:

Neas Nuttiness said...

Priceless!

Susan said...

Cute, very cute.

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Haha nice... those are some funny ones!!
xo

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi My friend!
Hey come on over- your bloggie says you love COLD WEATHER.
Well , do I have just the place for you!
RIGHT HERE! It is on its way to 7 degrees tonight!

i loved your funny stuff!
tee hee hee
hugs to you
love
tweedles

PugMoon - Paula - PAPugMom said...

LOL

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! LOL!! Love these Becky!! Especialy the end one and the gay bull!! LOL!!

Neabear said...

Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing. Also thanks for your recent visits too. Hope all is well with you.

~Linnea

Art with Liz said...

Oh my Becky, but you made me laugh! Hope all the 'free' pups found good homes though! And the gay bull finds a friend!

Ann said...

usually it is after Christmas that people are giving up their pets.

Robynn's Ravings said...

Thanks for the laughs!!!