Friday, September 18, 2009

Friday Update

Another funny to end this week! Not much happening here, haven't heard back from any job applications yet, what else is new huh??? Supposed to have rain this weekend, that is okay just wish it would cool off a bit. My pug, Fuji, was real sick earlier this week, took her to the vet. He told me her heart isn't beating correctly, she has a heart arrythmia. Got to get her over this bad cold she has first and then see what to do about her heart. Trying to keep her cool and relaxed. She is breathing better and will be 11 in a month. Her appetite is back. She is Queen Bee around here and always barking orders! Have a great weekend! Enjoy the funny below! I actually do not suggest doing this! This is an email someone sent me! Just a joke I hope ya know!

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair' hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'
The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist says, 'Well if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'
The lady says, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

11 comments:

Neas Nuttiness said...

Where do you find this stuff?

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

HI Becky
Your little Fuji is sick? Oh no!
I hope Fuji gets over the cold soon and then the other issue gets fixed.
I will say pug prayers for Fuji.
Your Nair story was funny! I certainly do not need it! Your funny!
love
tweedles

Sandra y Coco said...

Hi Becky, thank you for making us laugh! I hope all goes well for Fuji, I will be praying for her and for you to find a job soon.

♥Lisa and The Pug Posse ♥ said...

Thanks for checking in on us. your thoughts and prayers are working!!!

((BIG SMILE))

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

Loved this and your fence story Becky!! Great to start my Monday morning off with a laugh. :)

I hope things are going better for you now. I am sure they will improve soon.

The Raggedy Girl said...

Thank you for the first smile of my day. Sorry about your baby and I will pray for him to get better.

The Raggedy Girl

Chele said...

lmao! That was funny! I hope you get a good job offer soon and that Figi kicks her cold quickly.

Chris said...

Glad to read that Fuji is doing better - it's so sad when one of our babies is sick. You have quite a houseful too - I thought we had one with 2 dogs and 2 cats.

Mountain Woman said...

:-) Ha, ha, ha! Loved the photo too!

Sorry about your job applications and hope something comes through.

Neabear said...

That was funny for sure! The email part I mean...

Hope you find a job soon and I hope your pug feels better too.

I stayed home sick yesterday and today. Going to the doctor today. I think my stomach troubles are food allergy related rather than a bug going around.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

ok thats so cute..lol