Friday, September 11, 2009

The fence

Had to share this e-mail with ya'll..please don't think bad of me but I really needed a laugh today! Hope this gets your weekend off to a good start!

Old Timer Sex

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well..'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is..

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together.. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'


Neas Nuttiness said...

I didn't see it coming. You are sooooooo bad. Miss you so much it hurts@

Jientje said...

Whahahahaha!!! Good one!!

Neabear said...

I think I have seen this before, but I had fogotten it and laughed again! Hope you felt better with a good laugh!

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Sounded pretty funny to me too!
I don't think I would like to touch that fence!

The Raggedy Girl said...

That was a really good chuckle, thanks.

The Raggedy Girl

Andrea said...

Hello Becky,thank you for your visit.
(I own only two cats,but I'm on the right way...)


Art with Liz said...

Ok, you had me in stitches! Brilliant and I'm going to tell all my friends.

Hope the job hunting goes better now. Times are really hard. When a job is advertised over here, there are up to 300 applications! A friend of mine is looking and is constantly being told she is too old and too qualified! Go figure.

Mountain Woman said...

Oh, wow, that was hilarious. I'm rolling on the floor right now and my head is hurting again from laughing. I never saw that coming and it was the best.

Thanks for making my day :-)

Mountain Woman of Red Pine Mountain said...

I had to come back and tell you I told this story to Mountain Man and he loved it and he's going to tell all his friends.