Saturday, May 1, 2010

The girls night out

I may have posted this before. Can't remember for sure. If I did, I'm sorry. This is funny every time I read it. Was sent to me in an email and was told to share with friends. So here goes!

Girls night out..

One night my girls invited me out.
I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight.
Hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home.
Just as I got in, the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times.
Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cuckooed 9 more times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution.
The next morning he asked what time I got in.
I said "MIDNIGHT!"
He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it.
Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked why he said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said 'oh shit', cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table & farted."


Art with Liz said...

Great one Becky! I don't know why I've missed so many of your posts - but have just caught up here. And had to let you know my favourite Cable Guy one was the 99% lawyers! Also thanks for the emails!

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! Love it Becky. :) I think a few of us know the feeling of being caught out. :)

Magnolia Sun said...

very cute.