I may have posted this before. Can't remember for sure. If I did, I'm sorry. This is funny every time I read it. Was sent to me in an email and was told to share with friends. So here goes!
Girls night out..
One night my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight. Hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in, the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cuckooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution. The next morning he asked what time I got in. I said "MIDNIGHT!" He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it. Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why he said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said 'oh shit', cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table & farted."
Divorced mom with an 18 yr old, 6 dogs, 6? cats, 1 lonely betta fish. Retired from GTE now Verizon. My animals are my 4 legged children and not sure who behaves better, them or Meagan. I love cold weather as I'm half yankee. I don't like to sweat! Most importantly I am 7 year breast cancer survivor!!