Thursday, January 29, 2009

Stranger than fiction

Today I took Libby (Neas Nuttiness) to the Winter Haven Hospital for her EKG. Then we had to drive a few blocks across the way to LabCorp for her labs. This is her pre-op stuff before her knee surgery. Then we stopped by the Goodwill and found some real treasures! Of course we were starving all the morning cause she had to have fasting labwork. I didn't eat before I left home cause I wanted to be hungry with Libby, like sympathy pains! Our next destination was Olive Garden. We had a yummy lunch, the soup, salad and breadsticks with a side of alfredo sauce to dip the bread in. Absolutely delicious!!

Somewhere along the way we were talking about New Orleans. I told her I had been there in 1980 maybe. You know how she told about her dad being married to her husband's mother. I have one that tops that. I had a roommate when I first bought my house. I was 27 and dated her 55 yr old father. The 3 of us went on vacation together to Texas and on the way home we went to New Orleans. Weird huh?? But it gets better. In the meantime I met someone else and ended it with her dad. I got married to the new guy in 1982. We divorced in 1994 and now my ex is married to my former roommate's sister who was our daughter's babysitter. She was married at the time to another man for 27 years and had 5 children. Still following??? Guess why we divorced?? So now my ex-manfriend is now my ex-husband's father in law, my ex-husband's OLD new wife is now our daughter's step-mother and my roommate is her step-aunt if there is such a thing. I did not steal this from a Jerry Springer show but well could have. This is not made up. Honest Injun!!

5 comments:

Tatersmama said...

Oh my goodness... You've got my head reeling with all this! And my ears "have" been burning!
But then again, maybe it's just the heat, since it's been 43.5celsius (110.3F) for the last 3 days.

How's our Libby doing? When you see her, please tell her she's in my thoughts and prayers and that I'm hoping for a speedy recovery!

Neabear said...

You kind of lost me somewhere there. I may have to go back and read that again. Say what??

Libby admitted she cheated in a comment to me about the house. Silly girl!

Chele said...

LOL! I need one of those little smilies that's scratching his head. WOW!

Sounds like you are enjoying your time with Libby.

++++ vibes for her for a swift recovery.

Raggedy Girl said...

Too too funny post
And I "think" thank you for letting me know I could order Alfredo sauce to dip my bread into... I need those extra calories. :>)
Happy Friday to you!
Roberta Anne

Neas Nuttiness said...

This could ONLY HAPPEN IN POLK COUNTY!
I had fun yesterday, but I think I'm still full.

I put the "you know who's" on the kitchen counter when I got back. I think that they "creeped" Bob out, so he put then on the dining room table. When Susan got home, and saw them she said "WHERE DID THOSE THINGS COME FROM?". It told her that I fell in love with them and bought them for her to decorate her front porch with!!!...I must not have a poker face, cause she didn't "buy it".

Bob named the cow Cudzu!